Lists from buzzle.com
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it’s getting larger."
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
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49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it’s getting larger."
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
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