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1. My odds of being hired for a job, when competing against female applicants, are probably skewed in my favor.
2. I can be confident that my co-workers won’t think I got my job because of my sex - even though that might be true.
3. If I am never promoted, it’s not because of my sex.
4. If I fail in my job or career, I can feel sure this won’t be seen as a black mark against my entire sex’s capabilities.
5. I am far less likely to face sexual harassment at work than my female co-workers are.

Mike Tyson & Robin Givens - 1 year (1988-89)
Alyssa Milano & Cinjun Tate - 10 months (1999)
Shannen Doherty & Rick Salomon - 9 months (2002)
Travis Barker & Melissa Kennedy - 9 months (2001-02)
Jim Carrey & Lauren Holly - 9 months (1996-97)
Jennifer Lopez & Cris Judd - 8 months (2001-02)
Axl Rose & Erin Everly - 7 months (1990-91)

1. I have a much lower chance of being murdered than a man.
2. I have a much lower chance of being driven to successfully commit suicide than a man.
3. I have a lower chance of being a victim of a violent assault than a man.
4. I have probably been taught that it is acceptable to cry.
5. I will probably live longer than the average man.