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I remember the first time I went to a college wrestling match I was stupid enough to ask why they protected their ears but when I watched an Ultimate Fighting Championship match it all made perfect sense: cauliflower ear.

Cauliflower ear is when fluid (water or blood) collects under the skin of one’s ear, causing the cartilage to die, and your ear to permanently swell and deform. It’s pretty nasty stuff to look at and can cause pressure to build up in one’s eardrum that can possibly result in hearing loss. It is caused when the ears are unprotected during wrestling, boxing, or martial arts matches.

Why all the useless information? It all bring us to our random list of the week, which can be found here: MMA Worst Cauliflower Ears 

“Yucki Yucki Town” 

Our first random list of 2008 goes to 10 extraordinarily peculiar eBay purchases.

The runner-up goes to the 17 most bizarre sights on google earth.

2008 tally: ebay 1: google 1/2

I have yet to find disappointment with a single list published on Cracked.com. A recent list titled “The 9 Manliest Names in the World,” was a bold list to create with even bolder names to justify it’s title. In fact, my wife has been trying to convince me for the past year that our first born son should be named “Magnus son of Magnus.” She is Danish so her two favorite Nordic names are Magnus and Lego. I found thorough enjoyment in this list but did further research and would like to add just a few more names that the boys/girls at Cracked may have missed. Dick Armey, Wolf Blizter, Bear Grylls, and Yourhighness Morgan. The last one is a real person, check him out. All four should have all made the cut. I guess Cracked can’t always be perfect.

Another name related list from Cracked is the 25 worst rapper names, and by worst they mean extremely clever. Nothing says thug like the a lyricist named Snow. (INFORMA LICKY-BOOM-BOOM-YEAH). My favorite rapper names have always been the ones named after Italian Mobsters or K-9 pedigrees. This list opened my mind to so much more. Who knew Paperboy was the name of a rapper and not a video game? (Hitsong= Diddy..which I remember having a line about orange juice)

If you haven’t had the pleasure of visiting Cracked.com then you have yet to waste the quality time of your employer.

Cracked pumps listgasms out like Paul McCartney pumps platinum recordings. Conclusion: All hits, no shits.