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Meme Alert: Sarah Palin Facts.

These facts are in response to the ridiculous lies being told by liberal bloggers.

Here are a few written by Listgasm. More can be found here: Palin Facts

• Gerrymandering is the result of Sarah Palin’s childhood doodles.
• Sarah Palin runs the Iditarod Trail each morning before her 5 children wake up.
• Sarah Palin menstruates oatmeal cookies, which she then uses to end world hunger.
• The Tsunami in Thailand was the result of Sarah Palin’s water breaking.
• Sarah Palin allows bears to hibernate in the winter.
• Sarah Palin is the reason Wayne Gretzky retired from Hockey.
• Hell hath no fury like Sarah Palin’s scorn.
• Sarah Palin is the reason Fox cancelled “Man vs Beast.”
• When Eve failed in the Garden Eden, God ripped his own rib out and created Sarah Palin.

The 2008 Presidential Primary: Part 1

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December 2006 through December 2007 (top to bottom)

Conclusion: Drudge loves Hillary just a smidgen more than Obama…just wait a few more weeks and we will bring you Part 2 (2008).
The Good News: Only 1 more year to go!

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Today we take a break from the completely random lists that we usually spotlight on the Listgasms Blog and give respect to the listgasmic qualities of Foreign Policy Magazine.

Their list archive is particularly interesting, like the sweet satisfaction of eating a persimmon for the first time.

Thanks to FP magazine we can all be more educated on topics like:

• Individuals who have made themselves Presidents for life
• The world’s biggest military build-ups (Sorry liberals, the US is not #1)
• The most eligible World Leaders
• The world’s largest hedge funds
• 5 population trends to watch
• The world’s top immigrant smuggling routes.

Go get you learn on with Foreign Policy Magazine