Here’s what Alex and Ryan have been up to….weddings, tributes, and the like…

Here’s how the game is played:

- Player one thinks of a topic.

- Player two has to think of the most ridiculous website that could be associated with Player 1’s topic.

- Player 1 runs a search to see if anything exists on the internets.

- If a website exists Player 2 gets a point, however the game always ends with both players winning.

Here are some of our more recent finds. You may have come across these web gems before but who cares, everyone always deserves a reminder:

Search String 1: Obama + The Devil

Result: www.barackobamaantichrist.blogspot.com
Reflection: Basically, this proves our point that if you can think of a topic, chances are more than good that a site already exists. What is even more impressive about this site is the sheer dedication this man/woman/fanatic puts into finding actual content for the blog. People be warned: consumption of Obama juice may lead to negative side affects (i.e., inadvertently joining a cult, following a deathly trend, or being hopelessly audacious.)

Search String 2: Police + Hot

Result: www.hottcops.blogspot.com
Reflection: Does this woman (we are assuming she is of the female populace) really have the term HOTT COPs (two T’s) trademarked? Probably! The blog is fantastic. This lady has screen shots of hot cops on TV and she’s backs up her photo snatching skills with well documented information that only an ex-girlfriend stalker could hope to obtain. We have all heard of Firemen fetishes, but who knew someone actually liked a COP?

Search String 3: Black Child Names

Result: www.blackpeopleloveus.com
Reflection: And you thought you were getting names like Jayylyyn (pronounced Jaylin), Jazzmen (pronounced Jasmine), or Gerhome (pronounced Jerome), nope, sorry. This result falls into the category where both players win. This site is actually older than we thought, but that still doesn’t effect the humor factor (Off the charts).

Search String 4: Marry + Daughter

Result: www.marryourdaughter.com
Reflection: Awesome because of the two main ingredients: Purpose and Appropriateness. Our Filipino friend was very disappointed to find out this site was fake, but it’s not like was saving his Nike money or anything…

Search String 5: America + Guns

Result: www.armedamerica.org
Reflection: This site has been making the rounds and we are definitely considering picking this coffee table book up out of the “free bin” at the local library in about 9 months.

Search String 6: Hot Chicks + Idiots

Result: www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com
Reflection: If you have not been one of the millions to visit this site in the last year then your 56k dial up might be to blame. This site is fantastic for men who seek to spend more time grooming themselves than that of the average female socialite. Johnny Guido, Bobby Brosaffah, and Mark McGrath all approve of this web gem!

Search String 7: White People + Stuff

Result: www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com

Reflection: We love everything about this site because it is based on empirical evidence. The topics are great but the writing is even more superb. We are waiting the following topics to appear: Taxidermy, Ergonomic Furniture, Factory Outlets, RVs, and Helmets (but only because white people are so extreme).

Search String 8: Bouncer + Blog (no picture)

Result: www.diaryofadoorman.com

Reflection: This site reminds us all that bouncers can do more than just hold velvet ropes and wear tight shirts (or is that a painted advertisement).

Search String 9: Retards+ Blog

Result: www.tard-blog.com

Reflection: Why are we not surprised that this site is a part of Tucker Max’s Rudius Media Network? This blog makes us smile and when we aren’t smiling we try to think of the face of retard who is dancing…and then we find our way back to smiling.

Search String 10: Cycling + Around the World (no picture)

Result: www.reecerobbins.blogspot.com

Reflection: Apparently Reece has some lofty goals and we are 100% behind him. We hope he is aware of cycling’s correlation to male impotence.

Running theme: Stereotypes

Conclusion: If it weren’t mostly true then it wouldn’t be funny.

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Here is a listgasm exclusive list of 9 Facts you may not have known about the popular music competition:

Fact 1: The first round of auditions took place back in fall 2007 - at least 3 months before the episodes were shown on TV.

Fact 2: By October 2007, all the contestants who made it to Hollywood already knew they were going to Hollywood. Those contestants were sworn to secrecy (bound by contract) to not divulge the results to others.

Fact 3: American Idol Season 7’s Hollywood week took place in late November 2007, a couple months before it was seen on TV.

Fact 4: The contestants must go through several auditions before singing in front of Randy, Paula and Simon.

Fact 5: Randy, Paula, and Simon only judge a small percentage of the total contestants as they travel from city to city.

Fact 6: An inside source known as “JoesPlace” released a list of contestants that made it to Hollywood several weeks before the American Idol Season 7 premiere. The list was over 90% accurate.

Fact 7: Several weeks before the top 24 were announced on American Idol, an inside source known as “JoesPlace” predicted who would be in the top 24. The list was 100% accurate. Here’s a link to that spoiler

Fact 8: American Idol top 24 contestants (and their close family members) learn that they’ve been inducted into the top 24 weeks before the TV audience knows. They are bound by contract to not divulge any information.

Fact 9: Close family members of the top 24 contestants are also bound by strict legal contracts not to divulge any American Idol secrets. Even minors must sign the contracts if they’re privy to certain information.

1. Jackie Johnson. She is my local Channel 9 weather woman and she has already saved me and my girlfriend a very inconvenient trip into the center of a hurricane. And this is exactly why I keep watching Jackie.

2. Sugey Abrego. This Matutino Express show spends about 57 minutes with Sugey’s weather report every day, which is absolutely justified given her large bust size and absurdly casual attire.

3. Mónica Escamilla. It seems as if it is about 85 degrees in the television studio when she delivers her report.

4. Jackie Guerrido. Ay, caray, the Spanish-speaking countries really have great weather reporting.

5. Valentina Avanzi. Italian television stations use runway models to deliver information about the weather. Thankfully, the viewers never notice that she’s reading from a card, and don’t care that the weather graphics look like an Age of Empires campaign.

6. Eva Berberian. The French would naturally also hire runway models, but it seems that Eva has a far better grasp on the subject of weather than Valentina.

Well, there you have it. We’ve watched the most gorgeous ladies of weather and still don’t know if it is going to rain tomorrow.