Tattoos and Other Body Transformations
Tattoos have and always will be popular. According to recent lists we have discovered, bad tattoos are more popular than ever. Are people that desperate to ink themselves? Or, are the tattoo artists starving to make a buck?
If I was a tattoo artist and some girl walked in to my parlor and asked for a butterfly in the small of her back or a dolphin on her ankle, my first reaction would be to laugh at her lack of originality, and then take her money. This situation is much like 3 girls posing like they are in Charlie’s Angels, its almost never done, and you always snap the picture.
However if someone came into my parlor and asked for this:
Body Transformations are even more mind-boggling. Although some of these people actually do lead interesting and sometimes quiet lives, it just doesn’t make sense that someone would actually pay good money to have tumors inserted into their heads. Scratch that last thought. I forgot about our old Uncle Guinness and his crazy almanac of records. It all makes perfect sense now.
People like this just have a little a lot more CRAZY in them then all the rest of us.
Typical daily conversation for this person:
“Please put 30 dollars on pump 7.” – White Flava Flav with Large Ear Lobes
“Wow, is that a teriyaki bowl growing out of the side of your head?” –Gas Station Attendant
“No it’s actually my ear…and I’d have you know that it took 2 years to make this hole and it only cost me 300 dollars.” –White Flava Flav with Large Ear Lobes
“You don’t say, how do you afford a procedure like that?” –Gas Station Attendant
“The crazy check that comes in the mail for me each month…” –White Flava Flav with Large Ear Lobes
Moral: At least you have your sanity and you don’t look stupid
What I’d like to present to you is a list of really bad Prison Tattoos, but instead I give you the following:
