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Big Girls You Are BE-YOU-tiful

I can’t get the song “Big Girls (You are beautiful)” by Mika out of my head. Its so damn catchy. It’s like this guy knew he sounded like Freddy Mercury so he attempted to “one-up” with another song dedicated to the all the lovely ladies. Don’t get me wrong, “Fat Bottom Girls” is a classic but Mika has inspired me to search the net for lists related to the plus sized honeys. (note: honey is a synonym for hyna)
It’s January and that means every female thinks she needs to loose 5 or 10 pounds when in reality men can’t tell the difference between 120 and 140. However we sure as hell can tell the difference between a deuce and a deuce and a half (200-250).So if a lady-friend of yours has been annoying you with how fat she thinks she is and she isn’t preggers, then send her here to check out a list links to fat acceptance blogs. Problem solved.

Weight Loss

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We have been inundated with dozens of year-end weight-loss tips. Unfortunately for the 125 beta users enjoying listgasm, we will not be publishing most of them. Why you ask? It’s simple, diets don’t work.

So get get off your lazy ass and walk, run, lift weights, or play wii for 20 minutes a day. And try to stay away from starchy foods or those high in sugar. That’s it and that’s all.

New Year’s Weight Loss Tips

Diets and Weight Loss