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Warren Buffet has just been crowned the world’s richest man, ending Bill Gate’s streak of 13 years!

bling bling

The only reason to watch the local evening news is the utterly gorgeous weather lady, unless you’re interested in the drug bust / cat infestation that sent three helicopters to your block last night. Yes, she probably did graduate summa cum laude in Atmospheric Sciences from Texas A&M. But who cares?

1. Jackie Johnson. She is my local Channel 9 weather woman and she has already saved me and my girlfriend a very inconvenient trip into the center of a hurricane. And this is exactly why I keep watching Jackie.

2. Sugey Abrego. This Matutino Express show spends about 57 minutes with Sugey’s weather report every day, which is absolutely justified given her large bust size and absurdly casual attire.

3. Mónica Escamilla. It seems as if it is about 85 degrees in the television studio when she delivers her report.

4. Jackie Guerrido. Ay, caray, the Spanish-speaking countries really have great weather reporting.

5. Valentina Avanzi. Italian television stations use runway models to deliver information about the weather. Thankfully, the viewers never notice that she’s reading from a card, and don’t care that the weather graphics look like an Age of Empires campaign.

6. Eva Berberian. The French would naturally also hire runway models, but it seems that Eva has a far better grasp on the subject of weather than Valentina.

Well, there you have it. We’ve watched the most gorgeous ladies of weather and still don’t know if it is going to rain tomorrow.

Each February we celebrate Black History. We remember the great trailblazers of the African-American community such as Martin Luther King, Jackie Robinson, and Rosa Parks. February is the month to celebrate the accomplishments of these historic individuals because of their accomplishments and the acclaim they brought to their community.

Black History is American History and that is why Listgasm presents you with a look a few African Americans (past and present) who you probably won’t find in your school textbook. We sometimes forgot about these men and women, BUT NOT ANYMORE.

here’s a friendly reminder… (thanks internet!)

Bill Cosby, first black male to star in a network television show, “I Spy” (1965), pusher of Jello, and all around good man

James Earl Jones, the voice of God and Darth Vader

Violet Palmer, first black woman to be a referee in the NBA

 

Pope Saint Gelasius 1, one of only three black Popes in the Catholic Church

Shaquille O’Neal, the big Aristotle, NBA giant, law enforcer, and philosopher

JC Watts, who we eagerly await to run for President of the United States

Chef from South Park, a gentlemen and a scholar to the kids in his community

Lynn Thigpen, the commissioner from, Where in the World Is Carmen San Diego?

LeVar Burton, he inspired us to read (Reading Rainbow), taught us all about Roots, and spawned a new style in sunglasses

 

 

 

 

Mavis Beacon, taught us all how to type on an Apple IIe

Carl Weathers, for being the only actor from Predator to not run for Governor(yet)

 

 

The Entire Cast of Cool Runnings, no words can describe the thrill of watching this film which is also responsible for a surge in Jamaican nationalism

Steve Urkel, for reminding us that persistence pays off

 

Cera from the epic movie series The Land Before Time, for being the sassiest Triceratops in Dinosaur history (and spelling her name with a “C”)

Darius Rucker, the lead singer of Hootie and The Blowfish. (who also made a R&B album that nobody bought)

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AC Richardson, GW Carver and all the other Black Inventors

 

 

 

 

 

 

Clarence Thomas, for being supreme in every way that a man can

Nate Robinson and Spud Webb for inspiring every man, woman, and child under 5 feet 9 inches that dunking is humanely possible

Grant Fuhr, first black goalie in the NHL

Booker T, WCW wrestler

My Buddy!

Madame CJ Walker, first black millionaire

Robert Johnson, owner of BET, first black billionaire!

Oprah, for being Oprah (and because her vajayjay painin’)

AC Green, the consummate athlete, role model, and Christian

Vanessa Williams, first Black Miss America!

Morris Day and the Time, for making nothing but hits

Conde Rice, first black female secretary of state and all around great American

Gemini, first black American Gladiator

James Trivette, for having Chuck Norris’ back in time of need

Helmet Burger Guy, because he can put food down like a champ

 

 

Ryan Moses, my first best friend!

 

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Everytime I go on a beer run at my local Circle K convenience store, I notice yet another Energy Soft Drink. Who is drinking all of caffeinated concoctions? Nowadays it seems like every celebrity or athlete has a fragrance and energy drink . I am sick of it.

This is exactly how I felt when I was browsing People Magazines 2007 trends earlier today. I stumbled into the photo section and right there as the very first entry was this:

[25 Meals, 25 Stars: What They Ate This Year: From chips ‘n’ dip to a 28-oz. steak, see how Eva, J.Lo, Ben and other stars chowed down.

By Julia Wang]

WOW MOM!

No they are not kidding you. It really is just that. Snoop Dog eating Prime Rib, Kerri Russel and popcorn, Amy Whinehouse eating the DON (McDonalds for you non-hipsters). Who knew that this people ate food?

Ridonkulous!

A better list would be ’stupid things stupider people bought from other morons: celebrity Ebay auctions.’ Like when Fergie was selling her Hummer on ebay for some a stupid green charity.

Hey Dumbalicious! Don’t you think selling it for scrap metal would be more beneficial to the environment and the charity? I bet your Hummer’s lumps would be better off the road. Just a hunch.