There are a ton of holiday gift guides for men, women, children, and pets in the listgasm database. I have been holding out on a gift guide post like super-agent Scott Bor”ass” and an MLB general manager during contract negotiations. Alas here is the only gift guide for men worth looking at.
Danger Room’s 2007 Holiday Gift Guide (Wired Magazine)
My picks at the gifts that ooze pure testosterone goodness.
- A taser: I’ll take four. One for each pocket in my jeans.
- Flying Wing: Is the parachute included? If not, yes, if no, yes.
- Spy Drome: Now I can figure out what the heck they do in New Mexico
- Laser Dazzler: Never will I have to walk my dog again.
- Missile Silo Lair: Y3k ready!
- Supersoaker: In the words of Marv Albert, ” YES!”
Alright Ladies and Mom. Time to make Christmas 2007 the best ever.
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