During an ice breaker at work a few months ago I was asked to name my first celebrity crush. Taking the question literally, I responded “Snow White.” As a youngster I was quite taken by the lovely, soft-spoken princess and her plight of escaping from a murderous mother-in-law. In my youth, cartoons and animated movies seemed pretty darn close to reality – I was often convinced that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would be coming by to take me on a crime-fighting adventure “any day now”. With time and maturity I grew out of this phase (aided by the unsettling realization that Snow White lived with seven other men).
However, cartoon infatuations clearly are still an issue for others. And to prove it, we have a list of the Ten Hottest Animated Disney Women. Take a look and rekindle your own childhood romances. You had forgotten about Jessica Rabbit, hadn’t you?
This list is adequate to a point, but here are a few thoughts:
· Esmeralda is definitely attractive, but why choose the picture of her embracing, perhaps a little to intimately, a hairy goat?
· Similarly, we all know that the Little Mermaid ends with Ariel turning from a mermaid into a human so we could do without the photo of her still half-fishy. The sea-shells are a keeper though.
· Where is Princess Aurora??? If you are going to use 7 of the 8 official Disney Princesses, you might as well include all of them.
Speaking of Disney Princesses, here is the list of the 8 Official Disney Princesses on their website. (The theme music on this site is so captivating, I almost donned a tiara and started dancing.) So you know, this will increase in 2009 when Princess Tiana becomes the first black princess, thus increasing racial diversity in the group.
Back to our list of most attractive characters, the two most important questions are left for last: First, who is your favorite?
And second, should we be calling Mike Hansen about this?
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