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Everytime I go on a beer run at my local Circle K convenience store, I notice yet another Energy Soft Drink. Who is drinking all of caffeinated concoctions? Nowadays it seems like every celebrity or athlete has a fragrance and energy drink . I am sick of it.

This is exactly how I felt when I was browsing People Magazines 2007 trends earlier today. I stumbled into the photo section and right there as the very first entry was this:

[25 Meals, 25 Stars: What They Ate This Year: From chips ‘n’ dip to a 28-oz. steak, see how Eva, J.Lo, Ben and other stars chowed down.

By Julia Wang]

WOW MOM!

No they are not kidding you. It really is just that. Snoop Dog eating Prime Rib, Kerri Russel and popcorn, Amy Whinehouse eating the DON (McDonalds for you non-hipsters). Who knew that this people ate food?

Ridonkulous!

A better list would be ’stupid things stupider people bought from other morons: celebrity Ebay auctions.’ Like when Fergie was selling her Hummer on ebay for some a stupid green charity.

Hey Dumbalicious! Don’t you think selling it for scrap metal would be more beneficial to the environment and the charity? I bet your Hummer’s lumps would be better off the road. Just a hunch.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, December 11th, 2007 at 1:12 pm and is filed under Celebrity. Both comments and pings are currently closed.