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Hip Hop is utterly ridiculous. If you don’t believe me then try to make sense of this. Can it really be? Are those graphical representations of rap songs? Absolutely. I have my personal favorites as I am sure you do.

Unfortunately, today wasn’t a good day (I did have have to use my AK) but I will point out that my schedule is extremely similar to Rick Ross’ …so its all in a day’s work- Knucka!

Huge Kudos, thanks, Props to the inventors of these graphs.

I remember the days back in the early 90s when I spent the summers secretly watching The Box. My parents never new about channel 99!

Rap hasn’t changed much. The recipe is still stupid clothes, pride, recycled beats, and exaggerations.

Listgasm’s favorite classic hip hop videos follow: (Kanye and the rest of the new Clowns of hip-hop got nothing on these guys)

Arrested Development: Tennessee

Paperboy: The Ditty

Skee Lo: I Wish

Bone Thugs: 1st of the Month

Warren G: Reguate

Warren G: Smokin Me Out

Ini Kamoze: Here Comes the Hotstepper

Candy Man: Knockin’ Boots

Wu-Tang: Triumph

Bel Biv Devo: Poison

R-Kelly: Down Low

Naughty by Nature: Feel Me Flow

Pour a few ounces out for the good ‘ol days… the days when rapped was the new kid on the block and you could decipher the lyrics. Feel my flow? Good, then keep it on the DL become I think the Hotstepper is coming and I don’t want him to take me to another place and perform the ditty on me.

(Double Viking recently completed their take on the worst songs of 2007. I concur with their findings.)

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